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A Trip to Israel

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "What have I done!"

He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi."

They explained their problem to the Rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

They prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.

As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the heavens: "Funny you should ask," said the voice, "I, too, sent my son to Israel..."

Christian Jokes
  1. A Trip to Israel
  2. Only by grace
  3. A rich man brings suitcase to heaven
  4. Feeling sick
  5. The Lord is my shepherd
  6. Two little mischievous boys
  7. The little boys' prayer
  8. Minister's prayer
  9. Can I smoke ang go to heaven
  10. Court sets Atheist's Holiday
  11.  Satan goes to Church
  12. It is in the Bible
  13. The Christian Barber
  14. Three Hymns
  15. The Cleaning Woman
  16.  30 more years
  17. Atheist teacher
  18. Jesus saves
  19. Lesson in lying
  20. The Children Bible in a nutshell
  21. Does God exists
  22. The Ten Commandments
  23. The hand of God
  24. Dead Church story
  25. Remarkable parrot
  26. Men in heaven-who is the head of the household
  27.  Faithful with much
  28. Parking
  29. A very faithful woman
  30. IRS agents in heaven
  31. How do I get to heaven
  32. A special find
  33. In all things, give thanks