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The Cleaning woman

There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church.

The pastor thought to himself, "oh my, she is so unkempt, even smells a little, and her fingernails are not clean. She picks up garbage, cleans toilets - what would the members think of her." He told her that she needed to go home and pray about it and then decide.

The following week, here she came again. She told the pastor that she had prayed about it and still wanted to be baptized. "I have passed this church for so long. It is so beautiful, and I truly want to become a member."

Again the pastor told her to go home and pray some more. A few weeks later while out eating at the restaurant, the pastor saw the little old lady. He did not want her to think that he was ignoring her so he approached her and said, "I have not seen you for a while. Is everything all right?"

Oh, yes," she said. "I talked with Jesus, and he told me not to worry about becoming a member of your church."
He did?" said the pastor.

"Oh, yes" she replied. "He said even He hasn't been able to get into your church yet, and He's been trying for years."

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  2. Only by grace
  3. A rich man brings suitcase to heaven
  4. Feeling sick
  5. The Lord is my shepherd
  6. Two little mischievous boys
  7. The little boys' prayer
  8. Minister's prayer
  9. Can I smoke ang go to heaven
  10. Court sets Atheist's Holiday
  11.  Satan goes to Church
  12. It is in the Bible
  13. The Christian Barber
  14. Three Hymns
  15. The Cleaning Woman
  16.  30 more years
  17. Atheist teacher
  18. Jesus saves
  19. Lesson in lying
  20. The Children Bible in a nutshell
  21. Does God exists
  22. The Ten Commandments
  23. The hand of God
  24. Dead Church story
  25. Remarkable parrot
  26. Men in heaven-who is the head of the household
  27.  Faithful with much
  28. Parking
  29. A very faithful woman
  30. IRS agents in heaven
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  32. A special find
  33. In all things, give thanks