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Does God Exist

Abdullah entered a barber's shop to have his hair and his beard cut as usual. He began a conversation with Masoud, the barber who attended to him. They talked about many things and various subjects. Casually, they touched the subject of God when Masoud stated, 'Look Abdullah, I don't believe that God exists as you tell me.'

'Why on earth do you say that?' inquired Abdullah.

'Well, it's so easy; you just have to go out in the street to realise that God does not exist. Listen, if God existed, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't think of a God who permits all of these things,' pronounced Masoud.

Abdullah, not wishing to start an argument with his friend and barber kept silent, thinking. Masoud completed the hair and beard trim and Abdullah paid and left the shop. As he did so he saw another man in the street who had unkempt, long hair and beard and it was obvious that a long time had elapsed since he had his cut.

Smiling to himself, Abdullah returned to Masoud's shop. Once inside he said, 'You know what, Masoud, barbers do not exist.'

'What?' exclaimed Masoud, 'How come they don't exist? Here and I am and I'm a barber.'

'No!' Abdullah countered, 'they don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beards like that man over there in the street.'

'Ah, barbers do exist,' answered Masoud, ' what happens is that people do not always come to me for haircuts.'

'Exactly,' affirmed Abdullah conclusively. 'That's the point. God does exist, what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him that's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.'

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  2. Only by grace
  3. A rich man brings suitcase to heaven
  4. Feeling sick
  5. The Lord is my shepherd
  6. Two little mischievous boys
  7. The little boys' prayer
  8. Minister's prayer
  9. Can I smoke ang go to heaven
  10. Court sets Atheist's Holiday
  11.  Satan goes to Church
  12. It is in the Bible
  13. The Christian Barber
  14. Three Hymns
  15. The Cleaning Woman
  16.  30 more years
  17. Atheist teacher
  18. Jesus saves
  19. Lesson in lying
  20. The Children Bible in a nutshell
  21. Does God exists
  22. The Ten Commandments
  23. The hand of God
  24. Dead Church story
  25. Remarkable parrot
  26. Men in heaven-who is the head of the household
  27.  Faithful with much
  28. Parking
  29. A very faithful woman
  30. IRS agents in heaven
  31. How do I get to heaven
  32. A special find
  33. In all things, give thanks