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The Hand of God

Little Philip was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in infant school. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother commented, 'Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?'

'Yes, 'replied Philip, 'God did it and he did it left handed.'

This confused his grandmother so she asked him, 'What makes you say God did this with his left hand?' 'Well, 'said Philip, 'we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand.

Christian Jokes
  1. A Trip to Israel
  2. Only by grace
  3. A rich man brings suitcase to heaven
  4. Feeling sick
  5. The Lord is my shepherd
  6. Two little mischievous boys
  7. The little boys' prayer
  8. Minister's prayer
  9. Can I smoke ang go to heaven
  10. Court sets Atheist's Holiday
  11.  Satan goes to Church
  12. It is in the Bible
  13. The Christian Barber
  14. Three Hymns
  15. The Cleaning Woman
  16.  30 more years
  17. Atheist teacher
  18. Jesus saves
  19. Lesson in lying
  20. The Children Bible in a nutshell
  21. Does God exists
  22. The Ten Commandments
  23. The hand of God
  24. Dead Church story
  25. Remarkable parrot
  26. Men in heaven-who is the head of the household
  27.  Faithful with much
  28. Parking
  29. A very faithful woman
  30. IRS agents in heaven
  31. How do I get to heaven
  32. A special find
  33. In all things, give thanks