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Dead Church Story

A new pastor in Topeka, Kansas, USA, spent the first four days making personal visits to each of his prospective congregation inviting them to come to his inaugural services.

The following Sunday the church was all but empty. Accordingly, the pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyone's duty to give it a decent Christian burial. The funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon.

Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the 'funeral'.

In front of the pulpit they saw a closed coffin which was covered in flowers. After the priest had delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church.

Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a 'dead church', all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin. Each 'mourner' peeped into the coffin then quickly turned away with a guilty, sheepish look.

In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror.

Christian Jokes
  1. A Trip to Israel
  2. Only by grace
  3. A rich man brings suitcase to heaven
  4. Feeling sick
  5. The Lord is my shepherd
  6. Two little mischievous boys
  7. The little boys' prayer
  8. Minister's prayer
  9. Can I smoke ang go to heaven
  10. Court sets Atheist's Holiday
  11.  Satan goes to Church
  12. It is in the Bible
  13. The Christian Barber
  14. Three Hymns
  15. The Cleaning Woman
  16.  30 more years
  17. Atheist teacher
  18. Jesus saves
  19. Lesson in lying
  20. The Children Bible in a nutshell
  21. Does God exists
  22. The Ten Commandments
  23. The hand of God
  24. Dead Church story
  25. Remarkable parrot
  26. Men in heaven-who is the head of the household
  27.  Faithful with much
  28. Parking
  29. A very faithful woman
  30. IRS agents in heaven
  31. How do I get to heaven
  32. A special find
  33. In all things, give thanks